if that's really what he's playing at he might be using the letter grades in the only way that actually makes sense.

my stomach hurts every time I hear about this.

IN 3D

by the way, her proposal for Planet of the Bonobos sounds like the stuff of nightmares and maybe says more about her than she intends.

"there's never been a report of a bonobo killing another bonobo" yeah we kinda just discovered them you clown

I don't think much occurs to this person. I'M A SEX THERAPIST AND THEREFORE KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CAPACITY APES HAVE FOR PERSONALITIES

"from what I can recall velociraptor could NOT open doors. the poor research on your film is showing, Mr. Splabburg"

I imagine this person watching the original and shouting "this is PREPOSTEROUS, why would an orangutan be a creationist?"

the worst part is, it was tweeted by a cool feminist friend who is (understandably) frustrated at the sexism in the film, so if I call out the article as stupid I'll end up looking like a dick, despite the article having NOTHING TO DO with her feelings on the film (that I imagine probably matches mine relatively…