You can take solace in that the point they make isn’t the one you agree with.

Old Luxury cars... everything is 5 years old or so.

Little Bobby Tables would like a talk with the “just paste and don’t look” guy. It isn’t just text contained in the icon, it’s Reuters supplying alternative text during the copy request and that text could be anything.

Insulting the people who do the thing you refuse to do but are necessary to your fun is a weird take but, okay.

Lower case letter logos are all the rage 24 years ago.

I know far too many parents that are in denial when it comes to car seat recommendations. Moving their kids out of seats before they’re ready, putting them in the front seat before they’re big enough, and not putting them in seats to begin with.

“Top photo for attention only, this is what the car COULD look like with a little TLC.”

Yes, the correct answer is, never was. 

no one with 4 private jets is an environmentalist. he also tops the list for number of private jet flights taken a year and hes in first place by a huge margin. and hes been begging the city of austin to redraw the city limits around gigatex so he can dump an unlimited amount of waste into the river here. fuck elon.

Also, toddlers are almost as indestructible as those cockroaches.

Call the Jugendamt, because there is no way in hell those children were strapped in. This makes me so mad! It could *easily* have happened, that the adult had survived and the little ones perished. Fucking moron.

Plus a chest clip to really keep it on

Last year, Jalopnik covered the story of puffy coats posing major risks for kids in car seats due to the looseness of the straps - comment consensus was that the media outlet was embellishing by deliberately keeping the buckle extremely loose - but puffy coats aside, it amazes me how many kids I see in car seats being…

it’s not clear if the two children were in car seats at the time of the crash

Being a professional writer used to mean something.

Yeeeaaah... it may be a “hydrogen bomb” but it’s not a hydrogen bomb....

“This bomb was built using a fully loaded hydrogen fuel cell from a wrecked Toyota Mirai car...”

Shitty headline is shitty, and you know it.

Not a hydrogen bomb, that’s a C4 bomb with hydrogen in the middle of it. Still, that’s wild.

Can you adjust the title, please Bradders, because a IED from a Hydrogen explosive is a very different thing from an actual Hydrogen Bomb. Less... world end-y, shall we say.And my cold War raised heart almost stopped when I saw that.