On the other hand, we finally have an answer to the question, “What if EA made cars?” Not that anyone ever thought to ask it, but hey, now we know.

My tonneau cover takes a whole 10 seconds to roll out of the way and secure. It gives me the best of both worlds: a large protected storage area and an open infinitely tall storage area.

I know.

Vans are AWESOME.  Panel vans, conversion vans, minivans....  Vans are great. As far as trades not using pickup trucks, the main exception I can think of for that is landscapers and lawncare providers. A lot of them use pickup trucks, and use them hard. But then, their work happens out in the elements, so getting…

I think that there were about 0 people in the British Empire that feared their formal colony in the mid-1800s. It would be like the current US being at all concerned about what is happening in New Zealand.

Stop the “both sides” stuff. The problem of corruption is through money in politics. This was enshrined with the corrupt Republican Supreme Court’s terrible Citizen’s United decision along with recent corrupt decisions that have basically legalized bribery.

hes not autistic.  the only person who has said that is him and it was an excuse for why hes such an asshole.  

“slightly lower chance of someone beating you up for your lunch money.”

That’s a big assumption on the amount of Bakersfield residents that still have teeth.

Everyone should take a few seconds and google LASD gangs.

“And...oh fuck it, just buy a motorbike”

just buy a motorbike, your life will be so much better.

“Challengers handle well too.”

This was my favourite matchbox car for ALL of my formative years.

No, you’re absolutely right. 

See, they install that malware at the factory, there’s nothing we can do about it.

lol ok off topic, but I feel bad for that girl, she had no idea the internet would put a bounty on her

#COTD

1st gear... let me pull you my tiny violin for them.

Should have bought the cyber-security hack-proofing/under-carriage coating package. And the password change floor mats.