You will lose a lot of brain cells. In a good way.

Top Secret!

I remember getting all kinds of flak for pointing out what a nightmare owning these things would be when the Hertz story first came out. Glad to see I was right. 

It’s a scene from 1984's Top Secret.

Have you seen how the crowd here treats pickup trucks?

Early Infinitis were pretty great before they became the Altimas with Leather they are today. 

And a third:

Hey, we’ve found a second predatory creature with headlights!

I see two entries for heated Steering wheels and one with Seats as well - but nothing about Air Conditioned Seats?

Coming from a time when AC, Cruise and power windows were considered as options on many cars, I’m thankful that has now changed.

“I served 31 years, I was an Army doctor, I trained as a Navy flight surgeon, I served with the 7th Special Forces Group, I served with the 160th. I served six tours.”

Dictated whilst high as fuck...

Hectobillionaire. A centibillionaire would be worth 1/100th of a billion.

I would also check on that kid to. anyone that would pull a gun out instinctively on someone dropping your daughter off at your house should be evaluated. My mom would have thanked the Uber dude and smacked the black off me if I ever did that.

Please remember to tip and give your trafficker a 5 star rating if you were pleased with your experience.

The first thing I’m doing when becoming a billionaire is retire and fade into obscurity. I don’t need nor want to control anything, just give me money so I can drive nice cars, work out, and play xbox all day.

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Drawing attention to someone else’s conduct as a way to avoid discussing the merits of your own is literally whataboutism.

Hi, Ohio resident here. Ohio has a “choose life” license plate design....the idea that they won’t let this guy have his stupid, played out joke of a plate because it’s too political is quite hilarious. Because this state has no problem pushing conservative crap on us all the time. We can’t have a pro-choice, or…