Great write up. Add 100 ads and this could be front page Jalopnik.

It is totally fine for people to just say “folks are excited about this racy song, and I will pass because I’m not the audience”. No need to bring your children (that you probably don’t take care of) into it or a “distraction” diatribe.

Jesus Christ Superstar with Norman Jewison was actually good. It blended the real with the surreal theatricality (by not pretending it’s a performance).

It doesn’t have a plot. It’s a dance show. It never tried to be anything more than a dance revue of cats singing about themselves. Why is this so hard for adults to grasp when I instantly got it at the age of 10?

There’s only been one great film version of an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical, and that was Evita. The director of Evita, Alan Parker died this weekend. RIP Alan Parker.

Ive always been on the cynical side of things, but the last few years. I was born in the 80s...and since then it seems like America gave up giving a fuck about anything other than getting as much money as possible....its like the gilded age again, except the wealthy found a way to make half the middle class and upper…

Here we are in 2020, the richest country in the world, with large safe borders (no invading armies coming). With peaceful relations with our neighbors, with the 4th largest land area of any country, with the 3rd largest population in the world, with a dynamic high tech sector, and plenty of space for growth and…

Any car fire eventually becomes fuel-fed.

Something, something... Lower Wacker...

Fast forward 300 years...

If it was the Krypto’s Collection, with accents of red and yellow in the paint scheme, as least it wouldn’t be so pathetically pretentious.

hahaha, i can see him looking wistfully at it in the passenger seat, thinking “i should probably say something”

After a year of comments, the comment that finally sprung me out of the grays in Jalopnik was a single-sentence dick joke.

I’ve seen The World According to Garp. I don’t need a robot biting my dick off after Robin Williams rear ends me in an old Volvo.

“Can be used by driver or front passenger, or both”

I can only assumed this is powered by the smug sense of self-satisfaction exuded by most Tesla owners. 

Yeah, that blows. First time you get to say “First” and it’s a story about getting to home with a robotic milking machine.

So much for “teenage prostitute” being a future proof job.

They’re going to trick everyone to entering a house, then remove all the doors and provide no bathrooms?

How do you put out a postal truck fire?