Idk I’d want to go to the Bonneville salt flats, but not in a Bonneville.

Now I’m half tempted to put a 328i badge on my M3.

Part time 4WD is always making excuses about how it can’t find any full time 4WD work, but we really know its because it spends all its time smoking pot and playing video games......

Another benefit of pushrods - the camshaft is generally controlled by a chain, and seeing as the camshaft is right on top of the crank, that chain is extraordinarily short and not dependent upon any tensioners. So forget any timing belt changes, forget failures from failed tensioners, etc - danged things were near…

Did you tell him he misspelled “very douche”?

Useless maybe. But AWESOME.

Only up to 128 bees? What a shit feature. In a world of 64-bit processing, they only saw fit to give the bee swarm 7-bit depth? I appreciate the fact that they used the eigth bit for error-correction, but come on. Would it kill them to at least use a 16-bit die?

Your post reminded me about the supposed DOHC superiority that has always bothered me. Unless you’re displacement constrained, such as taxes or racing organization rules, there’s not much argument in favor of it for V-configuration engines. (Inline engines don’t get the same amount of size and weight benefit.)

1. Debadge Lawn Mower
2. Add badges to SMART car

Seinfeld stand-up monologue:

You rang?

How to impress onlookers.

I think technology may have improved in the last 41 years.

“Scary? I’d rather have high-pressure chemistry touching my paint than a spinning rag that just cleaned the mud off some Redneck Assault Vehicle.

A Celebrity wagon with the Iron Duke and nine passengers will top out at 45mph. Just trust me on this one.

Why would anyone need 600 HP in a sedan? Because it just needs to happen.

Yes, get the non AMG version. AMGs are loud and evil things. They’re like pregnant Lamborghinis.

Coolant temperature sensor is an engine-out procedure. That should point you in the general direction....

They hired Blackberry employees? Trollololol.