sometimes I feel I was smarter at 20 because I feel like I just got dumber as I aged... but then again I didn’t like Atlas Shrugged neither then nor now so who knows :S

Yeah seriously, we should be thanking the people buying these.

Fuck companies trying to boost their revenues and shareholder value...what were they thinking.

I got to admit that I’m digging this design. I’m not really into small (or big for that matter) utility vehicles, but that ass is just gorgeous. Love what they did with it.

Ehh...pretty nice, but I think for that much scratch I’d rather have a Chevy SS. Proper drivetrain, proper transmission.

Why didn’t we get a good sequel to Judge Dredd, the Karl Urban one that was actually good?

I’m totally watching a Hot Wheels movie...with the kids, yeah the kids can watch too if they want to.

I was the nightmare. Late one night my roommate was asleep, and I was receiving a way-too-much-teeth BJ. Due to that and the excessive alcohol intake it took me a while to finish, but I eventually did. She was apparently a spitter, so she politely went to go run out into the hall bathroom. Mind you, my room was pitch…

Fall, sophomore year. Read Atlas Shrugged. “This is so right! Fuck those people who won’t provide for themselves! They’re leeches! They’re terrible!”

and would have been willing to put up with a lot of roommate BS if that were the case

No, it’s not too long to go into detail. WE WANT TEH DETAILS, MANNNNN!

They’re useful too

Most of my roommates were fine, but my one roommate had an internship in Washington for a semester. He subletted the room to this little dude who had a bad porn addiction and was a huge Leo Sayer fan. This was in the late 80's, and nobody was listening to Leo Sayer. Not that it would have been ok to listen to that…

French exchange roommate who showered once a week and only listened to Jimmy Cliff. He also brought an impressive parade of women into the room. He banged em during the day when I had class but I walked in on him once eating ass like a Lions fan. This was in 2001 when balloon knot buffets were not common, even in…

No jury in the world would have convicted you.

He would only watch Lord of the Rings (including the deleted scenes?), and the Simpsons. Two things I didn’t necessarily mind, but JFC all the time?

I presume he was expelled when you told someone?
Please tell me you told someone. The only thing Kit-Kat freezers need to thrive is for peanut butter cup freezers to sit idly and do nothing.

One time me and my roomie went down Old Mexico way and brought back a shitload of Valium down our pants. This combined with our normal massive alcohol intake was enough to push us both into uncharted lands of intoxication.

I jerked off. A lot. I mean, I still do, but I don’t have roommates.

My college roommate kept mini kit-kats in the freezer instead of mini peanut butter cups. He was a monster.