“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”
Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.
True story time. I used to work at a major recording studio in NYC. Many many successful rap and r n b records were recorded there. Among the clientele was a rapper who’s first and last letters of his rap name start with j and z respectively. His girlfriend at the time (and who may be his wife now) was an extremely…
Also referred to as the “blown save.”
Honestly, I’m just glad it was my Cubbies who handed us this very important development.
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,
eh? That’s what I’m…
Am also lactose intolerant, agree 100% on the 2% lactose-free milk thing.
I mean, if I went ‘round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
Lactaid is AMAZING. I really did not think it would taste like milk, but it does. I have never met a soy milk I liked, and almond milk is acceptable in certain cereals but otherwise tastes like water gone bad.
Well you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power
just ‘cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Yes - but how else do you sell $30,000 + vehicles to a population where half of them make less than 53,000 a year (for the entire household) - the choice is spread out the payments or not sell cars.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
I’d happily vote for the watery tart instead this election.
Peasant 1: Hey, he must be a king!
He must be a king! Why? He ‘asn’t got shit all over ‘em!
Hey, at least it’s not RAV4s.
>That engine was also in the Matrix XRS and Celica GTS...
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