Forget it, Jake. It’s Mitsubishi.

1 series.

That would be Superb.

That first GIF, with Ali’s legs going crazy a split second before he starts to rock Williams makes me think of him as a real life Mike Tyson’s Punch Out character.

engendered the same sort of feeling in boxing fans that passersby under the World Trade Center must have felt on

Drew Carey of the Price is Right

No, no, no.

You’re right. It’s fuckin’ hilarious.

It’s going to be an absolute orgy in the comments on the day the Cardinals lose the game that eliminates them from playoff contention.

*high ranking official to other high ranking official*: "Hey wanna fuck with some gullible Americans today?"

Oh, Doug...

...and he will badge it as “530d,” just to tell his friends that he has a 3-liter V6.

In my country most of our cars are de-badged... because hoodlums steal your badges and stick them on their bedroom walls as trophies! Those little bastards! How will people know that I drive a mighty 1.6 rather than a lesser 1.4, everyone must know of my extra 13 horse power under the hood!

If I debadged my Pontiac Vibe, even less people would know what it is.

I can’t help it. When I see a debadged car I instantaneously think dbag. 2 x that if the windows are tinted and the car lowered.

I completely debadged my Lamborghini.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

For example: you’re a middle manager who decided to dump a huge portion of your paycheck into your dream car, a Cayenne Turbo?

Ah and unfortunately this is the problem. Bitter old farts who whine and bitch about a split that is long gone, who don’t even care if the racing is good because they’d rather live in the past as a malcontent.

I actually enjoyed the news segment because it was nothing but witty banter between hosts.