Years ago I watched a show on...fuck, I don’t know; one of those cable channels...about what the planet would be like if humanity just disappeared. “Fortunately,” the show said, “we have a practical example of this right now.” And then showed a ton of footage of Gary. I drove through it once just to see it, and wow.

I get all the other negative terms applied to him, but why “autistic?”  Even if he is (and I don’t think he is but I’m not qualified to diagnose), what does that have to do with anything?

He didn’t start Tesla.

Looks rough, but — and I know nobody agrees with me on this — the C3 Corvette is the best looking Corvette.

Agreed.  Also, her dad is a pastor, so she’s probably hating life at the moment.

It doesn’t help that they look like someone tipped over a refrigerator.

This isn’t CNN you dumb fuck. This is a blog, and they have been injecting their personal views since forever. Either you’re ignoring that, or you somehow didn’t notice that.

You can always tell when someone’s favorites get slammed by CR.

Former tC owner here, and ABSOLUTELY AGREE.

For real!  Saw one on the tollway on Friday.  Putting aside the whole PS1-graphics thing, the proportions just look...off, somehow.

Thanks!

You wanna be a judgey asshole, well, I can’t stop you.

Fair!

Fortunately you kindly took the opportunity to explain to us ignorant Yankees what it really means.

Thanks!  Gonna watch it this weekend now.

Yeah, fair point.

So to review, reliability to you isn’t important, but what is important is lecturing people for their vehicle choices.

Right? A ton of “standard features” now were luxury features back in the day. Remember when “bucket seats” were considered optional? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm also remembers the plastic bench seats in PF’s father’s ultra cheap ‘78 Ford Fairmont, with the AM radio and crank windows, and how PF used to…

I cannot begin to tell you how fucking sick I am of the “SUV owners are idiots; they should’ve gotten a minivan” bullshit attitude of Jalop and the commentariat.

What the actual fuck is an e-axle?