He’s playing Guy Gardner, not Alan Scott.

Yep.  Sonic Screwdriver and the Earth-2 Green Lantern, united in their fear of...sticks.

HUGE fan of this game back in the day. Played it incessantly on my Franklin ACE 1000.

No need to censor.

It’s not trying to solve a problem.  It’s a form of artwork.

SUVs are pointless, buy a damn wagon. You don’t need the ride height.

I can only assume that you have actively avoided any news about Musk for the past few years in order to conclude that he is not stupid.

Six of them, bricked up in the basement.

Totally agree.  PHEVs can offer the best of all worlds: around-town EV driving, with the ICE engine for longer trips.

My grandfather (decades ago, obv) was once shopping for a car. The dealership had a giant, inflatable bunny on top of one. He told the salesman that if the saleman would throw in the bunny, my grandfather would take the car. He brought it home and gave it to little baby Sharaz.

Wait, why is this likely Christina Applegate’s last role?

Either that, or the end of Holy Grail where the cops show up and arrest everyone.

Yeah, talk about burn-in risk and excessive wear. I realize the last thing you want on something like this is lots of backlight, but an LCD panel (preferably with FALD or, even better, mini-LED w/FALD, so the blacks look more black) would work well enough, I’d think.

The term “clickbait” gets thrown around a lot on Kinja, but this article legitimately is clickbait.  It’s trying to generate mild outrage but utterly fails to do so, let alone explore anything substantial.

You’d think there’d be at least one replacement Dread Pirate Roberts now.

You are not alone

I would totally get one and use it for trolling.  I’d valet park it everywhere, and when it was time to leave, I’d loudly ask them to “bring around the Aston Martin, please.”

Man, back in high school I had a 1970 Electra, and once I had to parallel park it in downtown Chicago.  That was, uh, about 30 minutes of torture.

I spent a lot of the ‘80s blasting Van Halen

Oh I’m well aware.  Amendment time.