That trailer park background.

Take your star, orgy person.

It’s also the best Star Trek movie ever made.

My very first date was taking a girl to Kramer vs Kramer.

A technique made popular by the old phone books.

Man, Pole Position was the shit back in the day. Fucking loved that game.

I would legit pay money for this.

Worth the risk.

Indiana is a disgusting hole.

Wow, I must absolutely thank you for pointing me at that glorious rabbit hole.

‘Cause don’t let “refurbished” fool you: this MacBook has a super-fast Intel Core processor and Retina display.

‘Cause don’t let “refurbished” fool you: this MacBook has a super-fast Intel Core processor and Retina display.

Old-school analog antennas were discontinued in 2009, but you can buy a digital antenna for $20 

Yes I did!  Just now!

Let it go. The market decided a long time ago.

Just now!

But I did pay you!

Yes, but I only have enough money for the 5 minute.

I’m sure they mean QD-OLED.

I’m sure they mean QD-OLED.

You’re a shitty human being.

I mean, yeah, but nothing to be done. And my current girlfriend is 13 years younger, looks 10 years younger than that, and makes my ex insanely jealous.  As the Brits say, swings and roundabouts.