Never ascribe to maliciousness that which can be explained by incompetence.

Also, Matchstick Men. That was fantastic too. (Though not as good as Raising Arizona.) And what about Leaving Las Vegas?

Ah, OK; that makes sense.  Thanks!

Agree with everything you’ve said, except I’m unclear on why you included “pro-BDSM.”

Innovation dies when the capitalists vampirize the population too enthusiastically. Elon upsetting their apple cart periodically just feels good, in a karmic way.

Which is saying something.

I mean...I’d watch that.

Well gosh, that doesn’t sound manipulative at all.

Dunno whose bag that is, but I wanna party with them.

“Elon is distracted. He’s got a lot of things going on. He’s involved in a lot of different endeavors,” said Gene Munster

Agreed. I grew up around Chicago, and the first time I went to NYC, I was stunned. Walking downtown around all of the gleaming business towers...oh look, 18 smelly bags of trash piled up right in front!

This.  My first car was a 1970 Electra.  You could put a 10-speed bike in the trunk and close it.  Plus, that 455!

I’ve seen this before and it is spectacular.

You get a star for mentioning the absolutely incredible Sleuth.

Agree.  Personally I would miss things like college rivalries and such, but I’m fine with losing that if it means the athletes get what they deserve.

I agree with everything you say here, and can only add that we know goddamned why it hasn’t happened: the NCAA has and will fight any such suggestion tooth and nail (for obvious reasons).

This is the best tip. McDonald’s straws are fucking prime.

Or maybe just pay the goddamned athletes instead of weird deferred payment schemes.

American here, and yeah, I’ve seen the goofy animations at more than one alley.