That’s a very kind interpretation of his actions.  But when he finds an article he thinks I would like, he prints it out and mails it to me.

Are you Satan?

Being a pansy that’s so easily triggered doesn’t make you right either.

That 83 year old is impressive - not for his sentiments, but for his ability to use email.

If there’s one thing that email revealed to me (and, later, social media), it’s that the overall spelling and grammar skills present in the corporate world are sad af.

This is unexpectedly beautiful.

This is good Kinja

Love the 924S.  Obviously if the mileage turns out to be insane this might change, but unless it’s crazy-high, $3500 for a well-sorted 924S?  Yes please.

Yeah but now we want a good one.

Except then they’ll have to make her a speedster.

Username checks out

Splooge!

I have more launchers than streaming accounts.

This is the correct take.  I know it’s slow af and all that, but damn, this is a gorgeous car.

*whispers* Bring them.

+1 trip across state lines

...go on

Gen X here.  I have no idea what you’re on about, but we watched a shitload of TV.

+1 blue book

That’s mine as well.  Every time I read “Howdy howdy howdy” I just start giggling.