Honestly, I could use the help, because you know what can’t get rid of the pizza?

A slice of pizza shouldn’t weigh a pound and a half.

As a native of the area, I concur.  I’m sure there are meatheads who would attack me for this, but give me NYC pizza any.  Day.  Of.  The.  Week.

About the average price for an ounce in Portland is $100

It’s great that he can step out and admit such things.

Yep, talked to my son (a salesman at a Chevy dealership).  He says no way will they add markup, and the GM of the dealership thinks dealers who do that are scummy.  YMMV.

OK if your day job isn’t coming up with shit like this, then you’re in the wrong line of work.

Yeah but Bluetooth operates over 2.4 GHz, and WiFi often does as well, so it’s not inconceivable that there’d be interference.

Yeah but Bluetooth operates over 2.4 GHz, and WiFi often does as well, so it’s not inconceivable that there’d be…

Yo, listen up.

She hated it, yet assigned it? Weird. There are so many great books to teach about; why not skip that one? Not every high school assigns it. (Source: mine did not.)

I don’t get it either.  If I have to take a call, I either go outside or to a quiet spot inside with no people (if one is available).  In extreme cases, I go sit in my car.

I was raised a reader by my parents. Our house, from the time I was tiny, was filled with books. I’ll read almost anything from classical literature to popular trash.

“Gruppenfuhrer Fanta” gets you a star for sure.

This is the correct take.

I dunno, but I do know the SIZE of shakes has dropped significantly over the years, but they’re still expensive, so...?

+1 key of coke

BMW 6 series Gran Coupe

It’s definitely got an 80's vibe, but I would still recommend you give it a rewatch.

Exactly.  And, to a far lesser extent, there was also a lot of hard work done on the DOW10K problem (when nobody had thought the DJIA would ever hit 5 digits).

He was also Lazlo in Real Genius.