I pay as soon as the check comes, because OCD.

Pulled out a board game?  Christ, some people.

Panera offers a garlic/herb cheese spread as a condiment on sandwiches and it’s now my favorite thing ever.

Agreed; Papa John’s is swill.

Domino’s used to be at the bottom of my list, but for the past few years has been my favorite big-chain pizza. Especially the pan pizza.

I also enjoy Pizza Hut, especially their pan pizza.  Fuck the haters.

Olive Garden’s breadsticks are the GOAT and never let anyone tell you otherwise.

Man, that was a funny episode of The Simpsons.

If it’s in the insane world of the show Gotham then I am totally there.

Go read some DC comics of the same era.  Stan Lee’s stuff was fucking Shakespeare compared to his contemporaries.

I’ve never...taken...the Kobayashi Maru test...until now.  What...do you think of my solution?

We need a gofundme to buy him a new telephone.

And then the Genesis torpedo explodes, destroying the U.S.S. Reliant in the process.

Are you seriously on a quest to see if you can praise Tesla in every thread?

Why not just buy bulk sandpaper and be done with it?

Or a cat.  Cats will love this.

It really is.  And the miners are the best bit.

Have you been watching the HBO miniseries?  It’s wonderful.

If Morena Baccarin were a gearshift, she’d be the one in the GT-S.

I have no idea what you’re blabbering about.