Meh, I don’t particularly care about Weekend Update at this point. It’s pretty clearly a relic from back when it wasn’t the primary mode of late night comedy. It’s a nice exhibition for characters that can’t carry a sketch on their own and not too much more.

And his good buddy, David Spade.

“You’re walking through the desert. You come across a tortoise, overturned on its back. It’s baking in the hot sun. You’re not helping the tortoise. What’s it like being on set with Robert Downey Jr.?”

At last! The fatal mistake I was waiting for! Driver! Take me to the house this picture is from!

I like Brie Larson and I like her acting...except in Captain Marvel, which was a bad movie with a disappointingly dull lead performance.

And which won the Academy Award in the category of “Best Movie Ever Made”.

Shhh, there are people even on this site that you will trigger with talk like that.

That is true! Was just an observation, s’all.

You don't have to like everyone 

People know that’s a prop and none of the characters are actually real... right?

I’ve mixed feelings on Brie Larson. She’s a great actress and I like her triggering the neckbeards with her mere existence, let alone these open provocations, but she comes off as weirdly stand-offish and unpleasant in interviews? It popped at me when she’s doing them with her Marvel co-stars, they’re awkward and not…

YUP — and the only thing worse than recent Simpsons limp political material is all the hot-takes that inevitably follow each time, about how uncool the Simpsons recent political material is.

You sure let cartoons bother you.

I wasn’t a fan of skipping out on high school Peter Parker, but I felt that a lot of the first two movies really felt like a comic book on the big screen. Let’s not forget that they made Doc Ock an interesting villain. 

I enjoy Spider-Man 2 more than either Tom Holland vehicle, and I like those a bunch, so...yeah. Spider-Man 2 rules. 

Also never forget Spider-verse

Oh come on now. Spider-Man 1 and especially 2 are TERRIFIC Spidey movies. 

Arby's. They have the meats. 

Losing your job sucks for white-collar workers as much as it does for blue-collar factory workers or for the nurses in my town who unionized and then had the company choose to shut down the town’s hospital.

It could be worse. Kendall could’ve also made them switch to Kinja.