That’s not how cannabis lube works. I’m 100% in agreement that he shouldn’t use it without telling her first, but it doesn’t get you high. It engorges the blood vessels in and around the vagina, but it doesn’t give you a heady high. It’s a topical oil that provides a localized sensation without the same effects that…

What's with the cunnilingus hate? It may not be Dan's preference, but he seems to spend a fair amount of time mentioning how gross it is to him. I have no interest in performing fellatio (and I'm admittedly a huge fan of performing cunnilingus), but I don't think it's "gross" just because dicks in my mouth don't…

Why? Are you afraid of moscas?

That's because you clearly don't have the capacity to take it to LUDICROUS speed. It's a send up of all science fiction with a loose Star Wars theme, which has never been "over" in the universal geek mind's eye.

Erik Adams - thank you for your selection. That should prove to anyone who thinks Prince was just a "pop" star that he was a goddamned fucking ROCK STAR.

I had a boner with a capital "O"!

Well, this is Portland…

Sushi mostly involves raw fish. It's the traditional box-finger sized rice with typically a cut of raw fish on it. Occasionally it will be cooked eel, shrimp, egg or tofu, but it is usually raw fish. I think you are referring to the variety of dishes that are served at a "sushi" restaurant, which is really Japanese…

Those characters were so bad I completely forgot Will Ferrell was ever on the show until I just looked him up now.

What did Linda do to be blacklisted?

Let's be honest, the most horrifying thing about that video is his shirt buttoned to the top.

It does, because Olyphant is terrific in it, and the others are a fucking tripod!

Don't forget Sexy Beast. He was fantastic in that as well.

I feel like you couldn't care less.

I have to ask. Is the statement, "because that's where we're at now," an intentional joke? I know this is a post about punctuation in text messages, and not about the use of prepositions, but it seems incongruous with the snark if it isn't intentional.

Also, The Magic Whip was a great album, comeback or not, from Blur. And I was never a fan of Blur.

No El Vy? How can there be no El Vy? That album has what a "best of" should: great music and probing but often fun lyrics. I'm surprised it was left out.

Well, he has historically been pretty ripped so he probably avoids most carbohydrates.

You're telling me there is no Mr. Langdon Alger? The world of possibilities! What are you up to later?

He was on more cocaine than James Woods when he hosted that show.