She is coaching in Minnesota

“Near the Taiwan border”

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

Younghoe Koo just got cut by the Chargers, hope he gets a shot in Tampa

If it looks like a milkshake duck, hikes like a milkshake duck and Facebook posts like a milkshake duck...

better make sure they’re not drinking any carbonated water as a replacement, it can be dehydrating. I avoid it.

This is probably the first time he’s been kissed by a woman

Excited to give this a Reid

THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT

It’s always bugged me that we don’t send the best four curlers to the Olympics as a team but instead send the team that wins the qualifiers. I want a curling dream team!

Biracial best friend? Pretty sure both of Gerald’s parents were black, unless you subscribe to M+C=G theory:

Great video pivot

And dates Ann Perkins and Mona Lisa Saperstein along the way

It helped that they gave him a barbell from such a young age:

Pretty sure Macron just wanted to know if Margaret is still available.

Piss is sterile, if anything those dishes became cleaner

On the run? He’s clearly on the bike

The Lost City of BTK

That is one beautiful beard