Seriously...it almost seems like we missed pieces of it because there were a couple times when they threw in a commercial and when it came back it was as though they skipped an important part.  Like when Michonne and Daryl were in the woods....commercials....suddenly they are in a building and facing off against those…

I know it’s several years old now...but it’s worth mentioning that even engineers and those in the profession had (and have) valid concerns about this stuff. Doesn’t change the fact that he probably ought to just not write whatever pops into his head...

Christ...Seth Meyers has all the charisma and personality of an ACTUAL teabag.

As soon as they said Ryan Hurst would be Beta, it was obvious he wouldn’t die in his second episode.

I think you don’t know the meaning of “bigot”.

Christ....who the fuck cares? I can honestly and without hesitation say that I have never once looked at a superhero in any movie and wondered who they wanted to fuck.

I’ve never once experienced mayo-pushing.

I hate raw onions. They offer no good flavor raw and only add insult to injury by leaving a foul aftertaste and bad breath for the next 12 to 24 hours.

Every time I see people using a sponge to clean a mug, glass or plate, I think of this commercial (there’s an American version, but I can’t find it):

It’s perfectly fine if you want to look utterly ridiculous. Nobody’s business but his own.

I hope I get to smack some boobs with my nuts today.

As sloppy as I can be in my daily life, I absolutely cannot STAND to have more than two or three tabs open at a time. 

Okay...I take every possible opportunity to proclaim that diet soda - artificial sweeteners specifically - taste like utter shit and have NEVER understood the appeal.  I’ve just come to realize that there are many many people out there that have must literally have inferior taste buds.  It’s the only possible…

WTF? I’d be pissing every 5 minutes all day long if I drank HALF that much.

Maybe they have a store of Unobtainium in Atlantis that makes all this possible...hmm, James?

Hehe.  You’re just defensive because you’re such a pansy-ass for being scared by Zelda.

The cat was Church

I first read it as a teenager and saw the movie when it first came out. I was underwhelmed by Zelda in both and always was confused when people freaked out about her (I think it was actually a man that played that character in the movie).

People have their own opinions boss.

Two things: