And Republicans also used to hate Russians, not fete and praise them, so
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

What has happened to our country? We used to celebrate British defeat.

Does that shithead’s sign read ‘black rifles matter’?

Jesus. He had a WS/48 of .063. Carmelo Anthony, who was by all accounts bad last year, had a WS/48 of .071.

Like Hasheem Thabeet, he’s not elite

He doesn’t have the game to make a name.

I feel that it is finally time to declare that Marvin Bagley III lacks the skills to pay the bills, and is in fact a huge draft bust.

That is some real dictator-style paranoia right there. No wonder he admires Kim -Jong Un so much: he surely has his own execution wishlist...

Harsh but true. Harden, Durant, and Russ weren’t the players are today, but it’s still mind boggling that the Thunder traded James Harden back in 2012 just because they refused to give him an extra $7M to meet his request of a non-max 4/$60M. (And because they were betting on Ibaka instead of him) Now they’ve got a…

and $24 mil to Steven Adams

I give this story 1.5 thumbs up. 

Great, thanks Lauren. You could have buried that travesty down under some pictures of exploded hands before I had to see that.

Man, I miss Futurama.

I know division play doesn’t really matter anymore, but you’d think the Southeast would’ve shown some interest in cousins.

Christ, everybody knows that Jaren Jackson, Jr.  hasn’t got a prayer of having a HOF-level career until he signs with the Warriors on a below-market deal.

Is this a joke? 6 teams won 28 of the 30 championships in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What is David Stern gonna do, force Cousins to take a bigger contract?

Fuck. Now the Knicks have no chance to win the title!

LeBron didn’t like the fact that he’d have to sit out a year after joining the Sixers.

Eh, predictable. Just like his mom, he couldn’t resist the West.