There’s zero chance this kid wanted an Iron Cross because of its pre-Nazi Prussian history, and you damn well know it. Things like the ribbon details doesn’t mean he’s a history buff or inexplicably ducking the painfully obvious Nazi reference of wearing an Iron Cross in 2018; it just means all he cared about was…

I guess a fat unarmed president wasn’t close enough to stop this.

And of course right after the suspect was identified the Russian troll factory and 4chan were already spreading conspiracy theories and creating social media account saying he was a Clinton supporter and part of antifa.

You’re right that they were all beautiful goals, but you’re forgetting tonight’s true hero: Lars Eller. Without his uncanny ability to find new ways to hand the Lightning a power play advantage every three minutes, it might be just another boring 3-1 series.

Hopefully the Caps will win the next one so they can force a Game 7.

Counterpoint:

You guys need stop doing this.

This is bullshit false equivalency. Obama strongly pushed back against the Israeli nonsense, including in the UN. And his rebukes put Netanyahu on the defensive. Trump has not only completely ignored the human rights atrocity, he’s actively made it worse by moving the Embassy. To claim that they are the same is not…

I believe the correct term is “mutual masturbation”.

A world where Sean Fucking Hannity has a direct line to the President of the United States and nightly shares his thoughts and ideas on how things should be run...........

Headlight switches.

that key fob is all kindsa ratty

Three out of the four remaining teams have never won the Cup. The Caps made it to the finals once, and got swept. For a (mostly) neutral observer, this makes for a much more interesting setup.

Please oh please let the Jets win the Cup. I can’t wait for the angry tweets from Trump if they do because they don’t visit the Whitehouse!

OK, then. BURN IT ALL DOWN. LET’S GO VEGAS.

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