...Did you just post your own tweets?

Don’t worry, no one will think you’re fancy driving a C-Class.

McDavid will look great playing alongside Hall in NJ when Chiarelli trades him for Vatanen and a 4th round conditional pick.

/Luck lifts a slice of pizza towards camera

+4 HEAD in fact

Hey man, just calling it like I see it. Nothing wrong with appreciating other dudes. Maybe we’d all be mentally healthier if we were nicer to each other.  

That’s a very handsome man, if I do say so.

Here are some other things that are “low and slow”

1 sliver of truth and a 2 scoop of lies - The typical Trump Sunday. Do people still take him seriously at face value? What percent?

If you don’t want to get angry, do not fact-check Trump. And before some moron comes in and decries “fake news”, if a news organization willingly published false accounts then that would be considered libel, and Trump and his army of lawyers would sue them down to the cotton in their underwear. Hint: Just because…

Isn’t that what usually wins at the Oscars?

IT FLIES TOO?!?!

I don’t normally said this to just anyone, but you sir, can go straight to hell for posting that shit. Thank you for tonight’s nightmare.

Dude, WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT WITH YOUR BARE HAND!!!!

My mother in law only had two legs - but a similarly slimy exoskeleton and a penchant for derision...

Will it give me incredible athletic powers, like the fiddler crab that lives in James Harden’s beard?

Don’t forget the GOP/NRA want her to have a gun in the classroom.