I don’t know why it cracks me up so much that Magary didn’t even include Pats to that list. I was just reading it along, wondering what the up and down on New England was going to be and then became puzzled as the games listing started. Not exactly my proudest moment, but now makes me chuckle.

Patricia goes to Detroit, they they retain Jim Bob Cooter and we spend the entire season following the adventures of “Rocket Man and the Cooter”.

He’s no longer playing with the best player on the planet, and is still somehow doing just as well as he did before. That seems like a success to me.

This is how I like to imagine this exchange really going down:

Today, when asked if he feels that James viewed him as a basketball equal, Irving answers, “I don’t know if he did or not, but I don’t really care. I didn’t lose any sleep over it.”

That’s actually the only reason I am not in the NBA right now.

I too refuse to play with lebron

Yeah, his mom was there.

Now this is good username/comment synergy.

Keep firing Eli’s!

Still not the dumbest shit seen written on a red hat.

Another high priced and hyped-up Apple product that failed to live up to expectations and make its owners very unhappy and with buyer’s remorse....

You guys, don’t blame Apple for making those ill-advised statements. Clearly his internal processor was slowed down by forces outside his control.

You should all listen to this dude. He knows a thing or two about legacies and the Patriots.

I hate the Patriots but I would be absolutely delighted to watch this.

“Durant has said that his play in the final minute ‘felt clean’.”

Bill, without Dont’a Hightower, your linebackers suck. What are you going to do?

I hate participation trophies because rewards should be based on merit.

It’s gonna be great when he sacks Roethlisberger approximately 12,941 times during the AFC Championship game.