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Derrick Rose and DNP (Coach’s Decision)

Kevin Durant and Dreymond Green would be a lethal 2 man team in a full or half court game

Nice.

46 points, 22 boards and blocks.. he was getting it done at both ends

Should Gronk be threatened by this? I want to say there’s room for two here.

OJ Simpson?

In replacement of my attendance, please accept this picture of my civic I was going to bring. It does have the 6spd so dont worry

Gonna be interesting to see what this team ends up looking like when IT finally played. Never a good thing when you replace Kyrie Irving in the starting lineup with the Ghost of Derrick Rose and Iman “20 min, 0 pts, 5 TO” Shumpert.

Giselle welcome to deadspin!!!

The funniest thing about this is that there’s 100x more evidence to suspend zeke than there ever was to suspend Brady- whose 4 game suspension (over a goddamn phone lol) Jerry was soooooo stoked on. Eat shit Jerry. Actually go eat that shitty Papa John’s pizza while youfuck yourself with the American flag.

A mysterious series of lightning bolts striking both Goodell and Jones simultaneously.

GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMMIT JERRY STOP MAKING ME ROOT FOR ROGER GOODELL

Thank you for doing these, seriously. It’s a lot of work and it’s important. I hope that your work is going well and I’ll look forward to the updates on Fridays!

UK Update:

Merged their faces and Gollumed them. Best I can do in my 10 minute break, but it was still strangely cathartic.

Rich greedy assholes bickering over how to distribute shitloads of money that they and their children will never live long enough to spend.

Cloth seats are superior to leather because they have better grip, and don’t get too hot or cold depending on weather. The seats in the SI are even more comfortable than the leather ones that come in the EX-L and Touring. If the Si had an optional automatic transmission, I’d jump on it, because the Si is superior to…