You haven’t followed the NFL for long if you’re shocked by anything.

:( But we’ve never even met.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

Easy. They agree with the President that this is what the NFL should be, and anything else is pansy-ball.

in what world did he lead with his shoulder?

Honest question - what the fuck is wrong with you? I hope that’s just the drunkenness talking. That was one of the most vicious, and easily avoidable, hits I’ve ever seen.

“Man, Shrek just left me here, I’m all alone and I’m hungry and...

My dearest Erik Shilling,

Someone don keyed that poor car.

Things are so difficult in Canada. In the U.S., all the NHL would need to say is “Nenshi is a Muslim!” (which he is) and he’d be automatically disqualified from holding office because, you know, America…

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?

“But it is transforming into an echo chamber of political correctness and homogenous thought, a shelter for fragile egos.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

The 10,000th snap came on a Browns drive which ended with a sack-fumble.

Sadly he probably already forgot all about it.

Which brings up one of humanity’s greatest existential questions: is it gay to fuck your own clone?

Let’s not forget that the First Lady also stopped online bullying.

I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m certainly tired of how much winning America has been doing of late.