*cums*

It’s a Russian diesel engine... they just sort of work like that.

Why bother? We can track it with satellites and sink it a cruise missile. But then, we’d be doing the Russians a favor.

Rolling coal:

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

Countries that want to project power/protect their foreign interests without causing World War 3, I guess?

In Mother Russia, Aircraft Carrier lands on YOU!

“As things trickle down...” that guy should look up where we get that saying from.

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

He just reversed standing US policy with regards to Pakistan on a whim and is too stupid to even know he did it.

“People of his kind” — orange?

But in sucking up to that ally I’m thinking he pissed off India, another ally of ours.

I am pretty sure Trump has no fucking clue that Pakistanis are Muslim.

Except that he promised to visit Pakistan. Which actually is an important diplomatic act. Obama refused to visit Pakistan to show his discontent with the inability of their leaders to control the Taliban and their continued aggressive acts towards india. Did he consciously mean to reverse long-standing US foreign…

Pakistanis are one of the most intelligent people...a fantastic country, fantastic place of fantastic people.

Is it just me or does Trump’s wording sound like a Nigerian scam email?