This is an Article about dogs, not house trained Alpaca.

You had a unicorn on your hands, then.

So that’s were all the gas goes. straight on to the ground. Maybe the window stickers weren’t lying after all.

and nine more than than the nearest naval power (France).

As long as they don’t get captured…

I was going to say “Perhaps Rick’s boat rolled on him, effectively rick-rolling himself” 

Reportedly, Rick is so small, that it has been hard on the space microscope crew to find him.

$5,432,333 to fix a leaky seal? Insanity. Glad you are writing these articles, I always am tempted to pickup something like this as you see the used ones with no warranty for so cheap, but obviously there is a good reason for it.

That’s a lot of money to spend just to destroy a 30 year-old Toyota pickup with a couple rusty Soviet machine guns mounted in the back.

I’m sorry, are you under the impression that Trump cares at all about the truth?

In fairness, 99 out of 100 white Pops seem to be anti-Pedro.

This comment’s peak was the one where you specified “2004.” ;)

This’ll be sure to enrage Trump supporters.

Much like Tim Duncan, this reference’s peak was also in the early to mid 2000s.

Yeah it’s great

“Obama’s speech choices are getting more Malcolm X than MLK... or maybe they always have been on the sly, and I didn’t notice?”

I bet the protester’s head exploded when he was able to unironically say, “Thanks Obama!”

Conservatism: Pushing back against objective reality since St Ronald of Reagan descended from capitalist heaven in the year of our lord, nineteen hundred and eighty.