Christ AV Club! How about a little warning on that header photo? One look and I fell right into those eyes. It's taken me hours to climb back out.

Not really. Guy asked a question, which essentially amounted to "Is it sexist that I believe men are better than women?" Alger answered, "Yes". Guy flipped the fuck out and ended up deleting his own account because of our hive mind.

I always felt this movie would have been a masterpiece had it ended when the cable went out, right after the random guy picked up a book to read.

Late to the Broad City train, just binged all three seasons, but that is a great show.

Stop. Don't. Come back.

Yeah, that would really help you shake the "troll" label.

167 comments and Joey claims to not be new. Yeah, we're all going to be taking Mrs. Langdon Alger's side on this one, Joey.

Property deeds have not worked that way for a very long time.

Smart. More time for everyone to stock up on Dramamine.

That's what I remember happening. It's been a while since I read it though. That's why I asked.

The waif running along the wall to kill Arya brought back some Assassin's Creed memories — except from the perspective of the victim.

Yeah, that was my thinking. She's been rotting in the river for a long time now.

LSH question.

I don't even own a Cars.

I know this isn't PC to say, but being gay on a television drama is just asking for it.

NOT PENNY'S WALKER

Turns out the planet they're on IS EARTH!

… a dream had by an autistic zombie trying to eat a snowglobe.

WE'RE THE ZOMBIES! DON'T YOU SEE!?

Whenever someone says "The Walking Dead is really good now, I swear." the twist is: no, it isn't.