I'm hoping for Arbor Day. Just so Bond can say "I thought Arbor Day only came once a year."

Better than all the rest?

Well it wouldn't have a near-guaranteed opening weekend box-office for one.

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

Pardon me, have you heard about the good olds?

Who's Johnny?

What is love? (Caveat: Baby don't hurt me.)

In, I think it was Sims 3, sexual preference was determined by the first person you had a Sim flirt with. I didn't know this and wondered why every female Sim I created turned out to be a lesbian.

Two words: Valerie Bertinelli.

Saints Row is all "Yeah, we've been allowing that for like, ever."

How is that a comment?

I hate the prequels.

I've always called him "Maurice." He and I are cool like that.

Ryan2022!

If you must make a movie about space-Nazi's and their planet-killing machine, for goodness sake keep it light.

All of the old-age makeup depicted here is passable to very good. Except Dustin Hoffman's. Was he supposed to look like he was wearing a $1 store Halloween mask?

Before GG, I had felt that the cultural tide was finally turning and my life-long hobby — first console: Pong — was becoming an acceptable pastime. Then GG set the whole thing back decades.

I hate to say it, but I think the Jocks were right.

In addition to the color changes, there's always a "Past" "Present" or "Duluth" title card that precedes time shifts.

I would be kind of annoyed if I managed to get tickets only to find out that Leslie Odom Jr. was on vacation. He's the best part!