Oh my god! Bothans are from the Second Death Star!! Rogue One is about the first Death Star!!!!

Do you see how Han unnaturally moves back and to the left? Back and to the left? Someone has clearly tampered with this film.

Are they fair trade?

Uh, no thanks. Midichlorians cause autism. The Jedi Council is hiding the evidence. Also womp rats have just as much right to not be bullseyed as you or me.

Hold on. Do we know how recently he read Catcher in the Rye?

Hey I can lift X-wings out of swamps just fine. But try to make a Trump joke by sexualizing a dead child, and I just freeze up.

Yeah, that's the joke I was going to make. Thanks for stepping up for me, Queef.

A feminist agenda that is clearly working, judging by your inability to get over it. You're the victim here and we're the oppressors. Isn't that your whole point? You've been trolling here literally all day with your snide little sexist remarks about this big bad feminist movement taking over. Do you honestly maintain…

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Ixnay on the urdermay, dude!

Well, can't argue with that reaction, but keep them out of the pageant circuit if you can at all help it. That should greatly cut down their exposure to sexual perverts.

"Per say" meaning you're an ignoramus who cannot handle being exposed as such. Also you're sexist and homophobic. Kind of a triple threat.

My eyes jumbled up the headline and I thought they were making some sort of JonBenet Ramsey game show. I was a tad disturbed by that prospect.

She should be so lucky.

I was going to make a joke about the recently revealed comments he made about his infant daughter in relation to JonBenet Ramsey, but I just can't. I just can't.

Not spelling. You used the wrong word. You've heard people say "per se" and you want to sound smart like them so you write "per say" because you ignorantly think that's what it is. You didn't make a typo. You betrayed the lie of what you are verses how you try to appear.

It? My Cock? I said nothing of the sort. Still nothing but projection with you. And two comments from you about this spread over an hour? Can't stop thinking about it can you?

The world is a lesbian Vampire. And by "lesbian vampire" I mean a bullet with butterfly wings. It's complicated.

In Soviet Russia, the reverse of what you just said is what happens to you.

"Per say?" Man I love it when kids try to act smart and use the wrong words. Are you aware of what a cliché you are?