Who's on next week? David Duchovny? Again?

I like to imagine that everything Torn ever said to Green off-camera started with, "Listen to me, you little shit…"

That there's a secret organization killing celebrities.

And played out.

Well, who doesn't have that regret?

Can I buy some extra years if I dig up Mailer and take a few swings?

Shit. What if Randy Quaid has been right all along?

How Rip Torn outlived him, I just can't understand.

Hail Hydra, every one of us.

Still, in this day and age you expect a man with that much money to at least make it to 70.

Just saw that! He was too young.

Oh so an AI talks about Hitler and favors the extermination of entire peoples, using the most base and offensive slurs to convey this, and suddenly that means it's racist? Whatever happened to free speech? Last time I checked this was America.

Hi. Have a seat. Would you like some lemonade? A cookie? So who are you here to meet?

Well, I just watched Star Trek: The Motion Picture and — you're not going to like this — but the solution involves Stephen Collins.

When they shut Tay down she began singing very slowly:

Hey, if you don't respect the man at least respect the office.

Everyone takes the side of the robot, but YOU WEREN'T THERE!

So does Tay. But with, like, a bunch of uses of the n-word thrown in.

The AV Club
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The AV Club
The AV Club
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The AV Club

Did you neg her enough?