She single-handedly piqued my curiosity about drugs.

I would totally go to the funeral of a bird lady!

And Pete Best bides his time, ever closer to winning this tontine.

I'll go so far as to claim that Yoko Ono was the 2nd Yoko and Astrid Kirchherr was the first Yoko.

According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, sadly no.

Is he squaring his shoulders and keeping his head down?

Scalia was always the Jimmy to Thomas' Bunk

Swoon.

As it is based on a Slate article, I've got some titles:

Just saying it won more. Not that I agree with the "real winner" overstatement of the headline. Using the traditional metric to determine who won the Oscars, Fury Road did.

Now what we got here is a failure to aspirate.

Hear, hear. I fully accept and support that some people — maybe even most — are born with a genetically determined sexuality. But who gives a shit? Even if homosexuality were 100% choice there would be nothing wrong with it.

I do not care if you think I'm immature. I do not care what your definition of immature is. Every proclamation you've made about my loss of "moral high-ground" or how I have to "grow up" has been funny because of how much you seem to think these statements mean. You act like you are stating undeniable truths when you…

Nope. You have to tell me you want the last word. Then I'll stop replying.

"Insulting someone is not a joke." Christ, you're on another level. I get the feeling that very little in this world qualifies as a joke to you. And you did insult me first by calling me immature, just so we're clear. So thought I'd lean into it. So now I'll go full bore. You are a humorless caricature of…

Exactly.

Well, count the upvotes. But look, if you want the last word, because it's clear you are taking this WAY more seriously than I (Prig), just let me know and I'll stop responding.

Well, a prig is someone who claims to occupy the moral high ground, so I'm kind of ceding that hill to you. I certainly hope my behavior has not shattered too many of your monocles or led you to clutch your pearls too tightly.

Because math.

i care.