He has always been quite upfront about his love of sleds.

I saw an article that said he didn't see it but he claims to like impersonations because that means he's important.

Upvoted, so you don't have to.

[Slowly backs away from patty]

"USA! USA!"

I hear banks just give people houses just for being on a sitcom a few years ago.

Sit down! Coffee's for smurfers.

I need those Smurf-Smurfy-Smurf-Smurf leads.

Third prize is you're smurfed.

Bill Clinton is married?!

Should go well.

Because it really shouldn't be green otherwise.

Well, Lovelace went WAY further than that.

Oh, what, they got pooped on? Lovelace has that beat.

Seriously, you have go full Linda Lovelace before I accept your road-to-Damascus conversion.

I said they looked like Cruz. You had fair warning.

I was always more of a Shannon Whirry lad, myself.

She's a real Merkin.

So that's who grabbed right hold of my heart.

To kids today, there's little practical difference between the biblical book of Genesis and the band of the same name.