Yeah, last we heard was that most of us grew up and realized how terrible Spaceballs was and put it behind us.

Great news. But I do, perhaps hypocritically, hope that it's digitally cleaned up. Those compositing artifacts that don't really show up when projected at a movie theater with late 70s early 80s technology are very distracting on modern HD screens. I even remember as a kid being annoyed that on my VHS copy of Empire I…

Bizarro trying to claim that one of his mistaken comments was actually the only reasonable conclusion possible given the inability of everyone else to prevent him from scrolling past the entirety of an unread article in his haste to post another one of his condescending, last-rational-man-on-Earth polemics?!

You'd think you would have done more than read the headline and scan two paragraphs in.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

An episode of Angel, a few seasons in. I forget exactly what one, but Angel is at a book store and the proprietor knows he's a vampire. The proprietor looks at Angel and asks, "So you were in your thirties when you were turned?" Angel looks very hurt and says, "No, I'm 26." The proprietor looks at Angel again and says…

And he'll say "I wish someone told me all these people got tooken. I have a particular set of skills and I feel they've been completely wasted."

Each week will someone get tooken?

I think Community is over. But there's plenty of Paget Brewster out there if you know where to look.

The blue ones are, by far, the warmest. And they taste like a young, French woman's sexual awakening.

That's ridiculous because everyone — regardless of race, color or creed — wants more Nacho Cheeses.

Face it Regular Potato Chip. Your glory days are over. We have moved on to newer, more exciting chips. Chips with a message. Chips with something to say.

I am the OP.

He revolutionized the sport of fake movie diving.

Well the article says "played a caddie in Caddyshack" not played a "former caddie." Or are you of the belief that "once a caddie always a caddie?"

These kids today, assuming every character in Caddyshack was a caddie! So was Ted Knight a caddie too, AV Club?! How about Chevy Chase?! Surely you don't think that Rodney Dangerfield was a caddie!!

It's been a while, but Murray wasn't a caddie in Caddyshack, right? I guess he caddied for the guy who gets struck by lightening (sorry, spoiler), but he was actually the groundskeeper.

Christ, what a self-pitying asshole.

Ah, the P.C. police. Favorite boogeyman of boys sad they are growing up and old men sad they are no longer boys.

Thankfully today the state of Texas struck a blow against science education that should protect us from killer mist. And also clocks.