Then, brother, you ain't doing it right. Once you go non-rational spacial shapes, you'll never go back.

Ice-T: You telling me this freak gets off lookin' at pictures of little hexagons?

Too hot for AV Club.

I like the Platonic Solids, but not in a sexual way. They're just really great to be around. We have a lot in common.

"I haven't seen anything this bad since the Gillian Jacobs - Alison Brie GQ photo-shoot hit the internet."

Like our first responders don't have it bad enough as it is.

I'm glad this movie got made. You don't often see positive portrayals of Sith values in film. It's usually just f*** this and motherf*** that. Our children need to understand that we must set aside time for a family to just be together, tent their fingers, and menacingly say "Good. Feel the hate flow through you."

No, Snow Crash is that book that, unless you read it when you were 17, you think is absolute shit.

Nope.

SPOILER: Spoilers aren't that big of a deal. Like something for how it develops plot and character, not for how it shocked or surprised you at a particular moment in time. Works that stand the test of time remain enjoyable and affecting even with you know what's going to happen.

I hope the breasts are attached to an appropriate number of women, otherwise we're entering a dark territory.

Damn, I thought that was Michael Palin.

You're overthinking it. As long as the British tabloids agree that an actress is "All grown up." you're good to go.

*Stifles tear and shoves envelope that says "Happy Life Day, Cappadocius!" into pocket*

So is Jude Law. He has a weird inner life.

Life is a terminal illness, man. *vapes, adjusts shades*

Sometimes they do, but it's never erect.

Obviously they contain a power that makes the third act of any Marvel movie not very good.

*points at aklab and lets out a 1978, Invasion of the Body Snachers scream*

That would turn a mere shame into a damn tragedy.