You mean Conflategate?

It's that joke candidate made up by that teenager I think. Chafeed Nuts.

It that a bug or a feature?

RIP Musician you're an idiot if you've never heard of.

Not true. Since the latest hotfix patch, she blinks just fine.

I hear she had the Foster's Freeze guy killed.

No. But she's got a ping-pong ball trick you won't believe.

I miss Jay. No one was able to stick it to those bozos in congress quite like him.

On one hand he's a union busting goon straight out of the 1920s. On the other hand he's on snapchat. Talk about a Sophie's choice!

Because of the nature of their targeting systems, drones are only able to lock-on to people with skin the color of a grocery store paper bag or darker.

It's like Anne Frank. She was so quick to label all of her adversaries "Nazis" that I feel it really damaged her overall credibility.

I'll have to see this myself to decide, but the tyranny of balance seems strong in this review. Yeah, groups of people shouting at each other don't do themselves any hearts-and-minds favors. But when one group is actual honest-to-badness Nazis that would add some contextual justification, for me at least.

Because internet.

The only problem most people have with it is the voice-over. To some it's a deal breaker. For me it wasn't. I found it awkward a couple of times, but the story is compelling enough to keep me going. They were obviously going for a Henry Hill vibe with it.

The two people who watch it, the six people who comment about how no one watches it, and the three people who comment about how you should be covering Narcos thank you.

A '50s show about a guy who made a sex-bot for his prepubescent son? No, that's pure '80s.

We're fans of Noah Webster around here. Take your superfluous 'u' and keep on moving.

That sometimes leads to Induced Labor Day.

He finished up his twelve labors long ago. Now he just has a word document that looks like a sale-projection ready to alt-tab into if Zeus happens by his desk.

And not a moment too soon.