Typical Stupid Texans. The joke goes: Why does the wind blow south in Oklahoma? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows.

If you're extremely kind and an awesomely polite competitor can you be hit with a Sportsmanlike Reward? Where you get an automatic first down and fifteen additional yards?

It’s not just the 73 straight innings that's impressive; it's that the runner-up in the expansion era is 1999 Pedro -- with 40.

Haha suckers what about Memf—

Strange seeing Harden’s shy away from geopolitical questions. After all, he has traveled all around the world!

Seemed pretty unnecessary, IMHO. Harden had already stepped back from the question twice.

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

If you told me 10 years ago that Hearthstone would be at the center of a huge, international diplomatic storm, I would’ve said the same thing I’ll say today: What is Hearthstone?

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

Nothing like rooting for a frontrunner, even 20-25 years later.

I was at first surprised that the Rockets are only the second-most popular team in China given the Yao Ming connection. But the #1 team is probably Lakers or Warriors, whichever team is doing better.

Congress, unlike the general public, tends to have a longer attention span on topics they deem worth paying attention to. If I were NBA, Blizzard, or any other dipshit who’s towed the CCP’s line I’d be concerned. Think about what it would take for AOC and Cruz to cosign something. These corps better correct course or…

No, no.  Rest assured you simply missed the point.  

Molly was trying to throw to commercial, Kellerman was trying his best to fart on air again.

My rule of thumb is that if you can’t find something in the freezer aisle, it’s because it’s located on the bottom shelf. All the basic goodies like ice cream and pizza are at eye-level.

Fwiw, Jay Gruden also chokes up when he talks about Chris Thompson. 

Today on Deadspin: Chris Thompson breaks down Chris Thompson’s break down.

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

this sheer incompetence needs to be acknowledged in some way.

I’ll always have my Beckett subscription to rely on.  Got a bullish feeling on my Jose Canseco Rated Rookie getting its value back.

If his hood placement is any indication, Diggs seems to have a lack of commitment.