🎶you’re looking at the man, in the mirror,

It’s funny, but I challenge each and every one of you to go look in the mirror, ask yourself “if I could have a Thanos Land Rover without consequence for what to me is essentially pocket change, would I?” and then answer yourself truthfully.

Why do you have to be so god damn mean? It’s just my opinion/

Of  course there is infighting. They’re pirates! 

I say “we” all the time about the dolphins, heat, and my alma mater. I had no idea this was such a big deal!

Ok, but silver linings playbook was real real good, and I’m pretty sure they didn’t get into the game. Instead Jennifer Lawrence owned Deniro and they all had snacks

Coincidentally I was stoned during this game too

I was watching I think cbs yesterday or maybe it was Fox, but whichever one didn’t have a first down yellow line and I’ve never felt more confused and alive

Steve young seems rather spritely for his age, even if the center did outrun him 

we were somewhere near bartow when the drugs began to take hold 

bye Felicia 

I’m sorry but I just don’t have any time for your lies

I’m afraid that’s none of your business 

First I go home and make love to YOUR wife 

Bruce, you’re out of here!

Doesn’t matter 

This is why I ref 10 and under at my local Y. Ejections. Nothing, absolutely nothing, feels like ejecting the little punk when he looks at you wrong. Raise an eyebrow, you’re gone son. Dad screaming bloody murder from the sideline, take a walk kid. Someone has got to teach these kids a lesson. Sometimes life is cruel,…

sir, thank you

As one of four (4) remaining dolphins fans, I was very excited when we traded for Rosen. Please pray for me and my family.

I’ve got panthers rams. Cam newton went vegan and lost like 30 pounds, and apparently he is now very bad at football