Jesus is a biblical figure. Troy and Greece had a war a long time ago. They aren’t related, but each carries its own historical significance. Saying “Jesus” is and has been for quite some time an expression of disapproving surprise, almost like “holy shit.” But one word instead of two. Referencing the Trojan war is…

Jesus. You must be from Troy.

Yes you absolutely can go. That’s what I did. Don’t feel like you have to take a chip either because you don’t. (That will make sense later)

Start a trend. Bring Welch’s fruit snacks and in no time there will be casseroles 

If you’ve never been to a meeting, it helps, even if you don’t think you have a problem. I went to meetings once a week for two months and it changed my life. You don’t have to say anything and can just listen, and there are snacks.

Chris, he looks like yoda

Anyone who thinks they could get a hit off an mlb pitcher is abjectly insane. There is also no way you are getting a first down in the nfl. Scoring in the nba is relatively possible, albeit unlikely. Maybe you could cherry pick in garbage time.

Summer league basketball junior year, I got fouled going to the basket and there was no call. The gym was pretty loud all game but right after I didn’t get a call I screamed “what the fuck!” in a moment of rare, perfect silence. My coach and the ref looked at me like there was a murder and I didn’t even wait for the…

No that’s my point. If you slam it way up high there’s no doink.

It needs more arc. You’ve got to get it as high up as possible, regardless of distance. Force=mass{x}(sheer distance in the sky)/backflip follow through. Get it way up there and the math works out. 

Make your own Supercuts Giri, and by that, I don’t mean cut your own hair.

I don’t know why but I cannot stop laughing at this

You shut up

That’s *World Champion* Jeremy Lin.

I’m not friends with either of them, and this is why.

Yes

I doubt that 

Consider yourself lucky 

Just goes to show you Bellacheck is on the decline. When he’s finally lost it (soon) and their QB regresses to the mean they’ll be looking at 3-14. It’s only a matter of time before they’ll wish they were in Indy