I don’t care how many more titles Novak gets, I believe Federer is not only the best player ever, but quite possibly the best individual athlete ever in all of sports. MJ, Tiger, Mantle, anybody.

Or without crossing your legs 

To be fair, who among us would be able to sit on the toilet without our phones?

Your comments are always good, I especially liked your Storm Duck takes. It is prohibitively impossible to get out of the greys on deadspin. No exaggeration, it took me six years. Those of us who enjoy good takes do read the greys though.

If you’re listening, you are the resistance 

Ray, IVE got it going on today.

You really ought to write about basketball if you don’t already. As a big big nba fan, This was refreshing

+1

There’s no need to yell I can hear you just fine

Fine it’s a Hoover but apparently you have to keep up appearances around here lately

https://www.dukechronicle.com/article/2018/04/kyrie-irving-awarded-honorary-science-degree-for-his-work-on-flat-earth-theory

I call bullshit. I regularly get the cat with the Dyson and it gets extremely heated.

Trust me, if you knew anything about this fellow, you’d be wary too

i Don’t think Jesus reads deadspin but I do think it’s safe to assume he knows this 

I sincerely would like to try Myrna’s mossaka surprise

Fatality

That woman has a foul mouth 

Spoiled brat. Most of us don’t get juiced balls until after the Christmas bonus while vacationing in Juarez

This would basically make us last years thunder in the east, and I’m very ok with that

I’ve been oscillating between being so anxious about having Butler and Westbrook on one team that I desperately need several drinks, and thinking “well shit we would have Westbrook and butler and that’s much better than what I thought for the next five years”