Settle down Beevis. Everyone appreciates how good the raptors are. It’s sunday of a long weekend

No. Chris Thompson, Giri Nathan, and Albert Burnenko cover basketball here. They are probably off today. You’ll get your raptors article soon.

wait were we supposed to stop doing this as kids? no, right?

Wade is my favorite player ever. I’m from Florida. This is from memory so fact check me.

Makes you wonder what they’re teaching at Harvard

Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even this year, but one day, a 97 mph fastball will rocket tip off the bat and strike this man directly in the money maker. And when that day comes, as he lies there contemplating death, he will realize with an alarming dread that he lies there writhing because of today

What we need to do is put Kawhi and Giannis and dame and LeBron and kd and Michael Jordan And Steve Kerr and Robert horry and Shawn Kemp and TD and Larry bird and magic and wade and bill lambier and shit why not KG on one team and throw them at this warrior abomination like we want them dead.

How can he be older than his aunt?

Really?

I watched the last episode only and was disappointed to see that the dragon was not about fighting at all. I would have liked to see the dragon kill the long haired dude and then roll credits 

I use the office bathroom whether the in laws are here or not because I live with an overwhelming amount of shame and need to somehow pay for my sins

Bullshit. I’m on that mother duckers heels to keep him moving. And I wear too much aftershave and cologne and baby powder. I’m making my way through 

Fuck you and me. 

Fuck

We are going to get one you fucking Bay Area pigeon. 

Until now, but not much longer, I’ve been able to tell tech bros in the bay that we have had as many titles as you in the last 15 years when I’m bantering online. It’s been sweet.

Interesting. Maybe nurse thinks he has a good thing going and doesn’t want to disrupt the rhythm or something 

Absolutely this. So many fans get zero championships, ever, while they’re alive. I’m nothing but thankful for the time we had with him (and wade, who is my all time favorite for homer reasons)

As a lifelong fan of one of those teams, while Lebron was in his prime, yes. It was worth it. We will be mired in mediocrity for about the next decade, but I’m telling you my dude, the four straight finals and two titles were like the prime of my fandom life. It was awesome, and I’ll happily sit at an 8-10 seed for…

Wait a goddam minute. You leave the heat out of this and do not throw any of this juju our way. We have enough on our plate