Chris, he just did him dirty. My god. That should be two shots and a ranier and the ball.

2 to 1 its Roth

Please do not place your phone on hold during the conference call.

incorrect. Pope in the third round 

Tenant: Pope Thrower

Thanks for the kind words but I wouldn’t describe myself as a legend. Just another dude hollering at the wind on the internet and having some fun with it, just like the rest of us.

What’s barstool?

Just a handjob and college are now the most sensational crimes

That looks just like me, as the host of the conference call, intentionally hitting pound five minutes late and catching the intern off guard with rapid fire questions.

i don’t like the way he’s looking at me

no. keep the faith

half of this comment is right 

Today, friends, is the day that duck falls

Shaq needs to be the bigger man

Not every dog is the mini poodle that sits on your middle aged wife’s lap while she has her third martini of a Sunday afternoon and you point the hose in the general direction of your front lawn.

Let them all perish 

This wasn’t the game we deserved, but it was the game we needed

A true heel, indeed

My name isn’t Jeff 

theres no need to yell. I can hear you just fine