I haven’t seen a better shot other than ray ray in game six. Fucking stone cold.

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

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I wandered haplessly into my first Indian food experience. I’m from a very small rural town in Florida and went to school in Nashville and Miami. No Indian food really. Then when I got to New York I went and had Indian food for the first time, and almost walked out. I stuck it out because I was on a date, but I…

Haha you’re not a wuss man. When I was in high school some kid who worked at firehouse subs brought a hot sauce in that you had to sign a waiver for. Me being me, I dipped the corner of a dorito in it and ate it. For the next half hour it literally felt like I’d taken my lighter, put it in my mouth, and turned it on.…

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Pope will lay waste to the Duck. No contest. To Duck, it will feel like sitting through brutal turbulence on a direct from Seattle to Miami 

Doug is a good dude 

yea but it’s a joke with him rather than actual shade I think

Pope Thrower will deliver a blow to shorts so devastating that it will forever leave her with general anxiety disorder and ibs

It’ll probably be bucks in six or seven, but I’m watching every second for another Rozier Bledsoe fight. We can make this happen.

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF

Easy. “Mom, that’s why I use lyft.”

that fellow looks concerned, hurt, and confused all at the same time. Either that or this is the exact moment he sat on a tack

Gabe, the important thing is that everyone tried hard and had fun. Now everybody take a knee and Gary go get the orange slices. Gary? Where is Gary! GET THE ORANGE SLICES.

382 years? Is...is he a vampire? I find that angle far more interesting to explore. Whole new level of blood sucking lawyer 

I don’t know. [looks left] do you know? He doesn’t know. Who knows. We can try? No collusion. Nobody knows

No. Now put your feet under the chair and SIT UP STRAIGHT

We can’t let them in. No room. Full. We’ve got nowhere to put them. If a judge tells you to let them in, say sorry judge, I just don’t have the space. We are full to the top.

If he keeps firing people like this he’s not going to have anyone to talk to and I don’t think he’s thought that through