If you really want to ruin Fight Club for yourself, you should read Chuck Palahniuk’s comic book sequel.

Whenever a guilty person denies an accusation, it always includes the amount of time that has passed since it happened.

In their statement they throw in “Took place eight years ago” in an effort to make it seem trivial, like this was so long ago it might as well have been a different company.

... Are you sure you know what color “purple” is? I dare you to get a color chart and hold that image up to it, then come back here and repeat that claim :)

There’s no way Kanye West can beat anybody up. If there was ever a guy who would scream “not in the face” at the first sign of violence, it’s him.

Ever since they started this insane level of greed by raising their price TWICE in 2020 to take advantage of the pandemic, I just quit twice a year for one month each. I save more than they would gain by jacking up their prices, and just catch up when I resub.

In gaming, the “meta” can mean “the current state of affairs,” or “big picture” - like in World of Warcraft they might say “In the current meta, rogues are overpowered.

“I wasn’t accusing them of being anti-semitic, I was just engaging in a lighthearted citation of Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion”

This review perfectly captured my overwhelming feeling of “Meh” about a show based on my favorite book series of all time.

This is obviously a human resources dept. firing on all cylinders. Three years of taking action and accomplishing zero changes.

To paraphrase Norm McDonald - “It’s all part of their plan to have a HUGE DISASTER.”

She does not talk at all the way I would have expected.

I already knew this, so no harm done on my end... but putting “(spoiler)“ right before the spoiler is hardly a useful warning. Like for example (spoiler) I bet you read right into this sentence before you had a chance to realize I was trying to get you to stop.

I just read an article that said a “live” round can also be a blank, it just means that there’s gunpowder in it.

When a firmware update bricks your fridge, does the interior light turn red?

Chappelle is the MOST thin-skinned. Every time he does this, when there’s a public backlash he throws a huge tantrum about how he’s not allowed to say what he wants, as if what he wants to say isn’t being globally broadcast.