they came from the factory with rust

I once had a state trooper who was CONVINCED my digital tire gauge was a crack pipe, and got all up in my face about it until i told him to press the button and the display lit up. It was balanced out by his partner recognizing it immediately and laughing his ass off behind the dumbass the whole time, which made it…

Try Army & Navy Surplus.

You never have your hands at 10 and 2 in a nascar on a straightaway.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

That’s a Toyota Dashboard, and I believe it’s used in the mid 2000s RAV4. Ferocious machines, those Rav4s.

“I live my life one trip to the soccer field at a time”

Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash

So, the battery’s dying, there’s no oil pressure, the doors don’t shut right, the car thinks it’s in Park, the check-engine light is on, and this person’s biggest concern is still their fuel economy?

Nothing good ever happens when the Eagles come to town.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

This one feels apropos:

I thought nothing fazes New Yorkers? Has New York become so gentrified and safe that the sight of police using force causes people to panic?

Thats barely enough to merge on my daily commute.

The reason it is “banned” is because you need a roll cage (not just a bar), window net, NHRA Competition License to go quicker than 9.99, full fire suit, and fire gloves. And it’s only a few MPH away from needing a parachute. (150 mph trap speed makes that a requirement)

Mazda Rustler 1.6i.

Pfft. Been done.

Let’s be honest, the real crime here is vertical video.

Wow. I waited a long time for a picture to show up before finally realizing what was happening.

I've never been in a tornado but I can't imagine I'd be this giggly.