Dodge Caravan

Making Jalopnik Triggered

Anybody remember Bully Beatdown

that grill look like. Oney now working at GM?

You beat me to it. Lol

Job Requirements.
- High School Education
- Vague understanding of how a car functions
- Drive a Volvo 240
- A flaming hatred for any President that gawker thinks would get them more views.
- Write posts with a 86% spelling correctness.
- Can prove the earth is flat by showing a diagram of a tide pod.

* SMASHES CREDIT CARD INTO SCREEN *

My blazer gets stuck on damp grass. The Fuck were they thinking.

Can’t wait for the Lets Play Hand Simulator

1000 ft, since Scott Kalitta’s death.

Ever tried taking a shit under the grandstands during Top Fuel?

If they get the car back down from orbit safely how much would the car be worth at Barrett Jackson?

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After further review the receiver didn’t make a football move and the ball hit the ground. First down Patriots ball.

When you are living in the future but she keeps bringing up the past.

Hey you want to know what won’t fuck up the franchise? A romance. Its not like Annie didn’t have a oh. . . .