I’d be interested in a deeper read on bran’s claim that it’s about protecting history, when he’s largely a vessel for history that he isn’t actually sharing with anyone. I appreciate the symbolism of it, but is anyone going to tell Edd and Random Northerners about any of these sweet history facts before they die…

A sketch they showed before the GoT panel at San Diego Comic Con 3 or 4 years ago. McElhenny hosted (Day was only in the recorded skit).

Time travel is such a cheap narrative device to resolve the plot. At least the ass theory is creative 

Can’t wait for the Battle of Winterfell when Dee is suppose to be playing a slaughtered commoner but she keeps repositioning herself to look directly at the camera.

I’ll put my arrow through your goddamn eye!

I thought that was Viggio Morgenstein!

so he died on the way back to his home planet?

Martin Starr’s character from Party Down must be hella disappointed.

The best way for celebrity cameos in shows like this: as randos who offed. See also: Daniel Craig im star wars.

The ocular pat down fails once again.

I actually had that thought for a fleeting moment — “Is Jon gonna stab Sam right here?!?”

My first thought when seeing the massive army marching into Winterfell is how the hell they are going to feed everyone and what are their supply lines. Daenerys is just like, I dunno.

I can show you the North...shining, shimmering, splendid...

Man, and I think it’s awkward when my dog watches me have sex.

I was so thrilled to see it was Keaton that it took me a few lines to realise he wasn’t attempting an Australian accent. All the better to sneak in his “C’mon, let’s get nuts!” line, which for me was always a treat because it always sounded like Bruce Wayne channeling Beetlejuice when I watched Batman.

Loughlin says that, in half of her Hallmark movies, her character “marries Santa’s son.”

I had to turn it off during the Weekend Update Nico and whatever Instagram couple. Not my cup of tea. Just watched The Actress and trash wine skits and bummed they didn’t move them up earlier in the show as they were both good. Another bland episode overall but Emma Stone is charming and does her best with what she’s…

...which is why it’s 181 minutes long. I was working at a movie theater when it was in it’s original release. I remember I had to use every reserve of self control to keep from shouting at the screen  “JESUS, JUST FUCKING END ALREADY!!!”

It was either this or The Waterboy. I chose the latter, watched the trailer, and couldn't even make it through the opening credits before deciding I had better things to do with my life than waste them on Adam Sandler. 

The only thing I remember about this movie was that tons of nerds went to “see” it solely because it was the first movie with a trailer for The Phantom Menace.