Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

Of course it’s by some oblivious moron in a fucking CR-V...

If it doesn’t depreciate by 40% in the first three years, and replacement parts don’t cost three times the price of normal parts, then it’s not a luxury car.

“That’s like getting a safer seat belt only if you opt for the premium model.”

The race was supposed to be a look at what a full-time McLaren IndyCar effort could be

Confession: I’ve never once looked at crash testing while buying a car.

E91 6-speed you say? Hmmm....

They didn’t have my eyes

“the Corvette is too expensive” is literally the only complaint I don’t think I’ve read on this site. It seems like the only thing Jalopys can agree on is that the Corvette has been priced really well for the amount of performance that you get for your money. Everybody here complains about the interior materials and…

Shame there’s so much BMW in it.

Exactly. I’m with you all day here.

60k is totally attainable- something you can save for and get- even blue collar. Additionally, picking up a lightly used one for 30/40k is easy.

The same Americans you come crying to when Germany starts marching about.

German police arrest left lane Larry’s,something our police should do here.

Lay on the accelerator until the corner, drift, bounce off the car sensibly taking the turn, take the lead.

Yes, but your car sounds like a kid’s toy.

You should reconsider, especially for any cars above 15K.

Well shit, we better send Paul Revere to alert the Moon-people that the British are coming.