I read that title as

Ooooh, I like this one.

Six Million Dollar Man. Krieger rebuilds Archer, better, stronger, faster, weirder.

No, Ben Affleck directed Gone Baby Gone. You are thinking of Gone Girl.

Playmobil: “If you’re lucky, you can use the accessories with better toys.”

Boring, pretentious, and desperate for attention?

“Playmobil: YOU MAY NOT REMAKE WHAT WE HAVE CREATED PERFECT AND INVIOLABLE”

“Playmobil. We deliver toys that are already built. Because we’re German.” :)

Yeah, but Lego did that already with their 1978 Midnight Express licensed sets.

Lego: “The only limit is your imagination.”

“Playmobil: Preparing children for a life of quiet desperation and deferred dreams since the Helmut Schmidt chancellorship”

There is NO TOY as fun as LEGO.

“Playmobil: Making kids on Christmas disappointed since 1975.”

“Playmobil: We make Megablocks seem like a viable gift.”

“Playmobil®: Just like Lego, except not at all fun.”